my banana blight .

Peace be upon you all .

Haha .. I think the title put me on the rank of ‘CRUEL’ .. Hey , would you like to know something ? It’s about banana and me ..

Location : pasar pagi

State : Kemaman , Terengganu

(in Citroen Evasion car , 1999)

“ Yay! Yay! Ayah beli buah …!”

“Wah .. banyaknya ayah beli ! Adik nak try ?”

“Adik nak rambutan tu …!! Yumm .. sedapnya ..”

“Ni pun sedap laa , adik”

“Bu .. yang warna kuning panjang-panjang tu , buah apa ?”

“Yang ibu makan ni ..? Ni lah pisang , adik !”

“Ish ,afia , tak payah banyak Tanya boleh tak ? Makan jela ..!”

“Yelaa .. Ibu kupaskan ..! Adik nak sikit je ..”

“Dik .., ambik semua jela ..”

“Hmm .. okay .”

When I was a little girl , I asked a lot about fruits whenever we go to the ‘pasar pagi’ (morning market) , yeah the little Afia was only 4 years old .. *wink wink*

As the banana made me felt mouth watering , I’ve slowly bite it full with expression .. suddenly ..

“Erk .. bu .. adik .. buwekkk ..” (vomiting outside of the car)

“Adik !! Ya Allah , pucatnya muka .. pergi muntah kat luar tu ..”

“Bu .. nak air ..! Uwek .. tak tahan .. Buweek ..!”

“Eh ! Adik tu kenapa ? “

“Ntah pia .. makan pisang pun muntah ! hahaha .. apela adik ni ..”

“Lepas ni .. adik tak nak dah makan pisang .. hmm ..”

“adik .. adik ..”

My face totally turned red . Yeah , that’s me ‘THE BANANA-HATER’ ! People around me understood me well , right ? haha .. Even though I am addicted to ice-cream , but if there is banana-split  .. definitely I’ll lost my appetite , sorry creamy ice-cream .

Mar  : because of madhon saye ni xmakan banana:) so, I AM BANANAS FOR YOU. you won’t ever eat me yaww-.- heehe

Me :  and I won't hate you if you're my banana:D

Mar : gee:)

Conclusion : If you love me , please don’t give me bananas during our date . Just kidding .. haha .. actually if Mariam (my best soul mate) is truly BANANAS .. I will always love you .. but not to eat you , my dear . *sigh*

Benefit : Banana can also make someone OBESITY ! Thank GOD, I won’t eat banana .. Seriously take note of that .

from upper left ; me and puteri

from upper right ; me and shelly

lastly ; shaida

let's briefly jokes

situation : in my dorm E20_

(lights off ..)

Puteri : Fia .. ada food tak ?

Me       :Food ? Cuba ambik dalam locker tu .. ada Jacob’s .

Puteri : Hmm , okay ..

Shelly : Lapar kan ? Tak boleh nak study laa macam ni ..

Shaida : Mengantuk pun ade , Fia nak sikit !

Me       : Lah . korang .. korang makan lah .. nak habiskan pun boleh ..

Shelly : Eh .. kejap ! Kan Shelly pergi kenduri .. Mak Cu Shelly ada bagi kerepek .. nah ambik sorang satu !

Me       : Shelly , thanks !

Puteri : Ada pun benda nak makan !

Shaida : Ni kerepek apa ?

Me       : Aah Shelly .. kerepek apa ?

Shelly : Don’t worrylah .. yang pasti bukan pisang ! hehe ..

Me       : Oh , okay ..

Puteri : Afia . Afia .. Kerepek je pun ..

(after 10 minutes ..)

Me       : Shai !! Ni kerepek apa ni ? (put the chips under my study light)

Shaida : Kerepek ubi laa ..!

Me       : Kenapa bentuk macam pisang .. cuba rasa !

Shaida : Erm .. ubi laa .. bukan pisang !

Me       : Hee .. okay .. okay .. thanks .

(continue study as busy as a bee)

Puteri : Heh , Afia ! dah habis dah makan kerepek tu ?

Me       : Err .. dah .. tapi macam sakit perut je sekarang ni .

Shelly : Ya Allah , fia .. baru Shelly ingat Mak Cu .. ade campurkan dengan kerepek pisang sikit ..

Me       : Ape?

Shaida : Padanla  Fia Tanya aku .. sorry .. tak rasa pisang langsung .

Puteri : Hahaha .. laju kot Fia makan .

Me       : Korang .. Fia nak pergi TANDAS wey ! .. ergh ..

Shelly : Fia .. Fia .. okay tak ?

All of them laughing in guilty .. haiya .. my bad ! The next day , I won’t eat anything else as I got stomach ache after eating the chips . na'udhbillah , seriously .. I’m completely sick ..

Conclusion : It’s not Shelly’s fault at all .. it is just unexpected incident which make me always beware of eating especially CHIPS . “kenapalah dekat aspuri banyak jual kerepek pisang je eh ? (I’m waiting for black pepper chips , please?)”

THE END~